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kingjaffejoffer:

imsoshive:

i saw a post that said they are no “good” cops cause if they were good they’d report the dirty cops. that’s a valid point, but you know what happens to the good cops that report dirty cops?

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Realest police officer in history. 

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Anonymous asked: why do you hate on mushrooms? did toad kill ur father?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

twitter-official:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Mushrooms are bland dirty and tasteless just like my anons

please use commas when you insult people thanks

Mu,shro„oms are blan„„,d dirty and, tas„,teless ju,st lik,e my an,o„ns, ,

average-existence:

I have no idea if I already posted this, but here’s my latest sketch which is currently days n daze’s profile pic on Facebook, I shit my pants when they asked to use it.

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ikelsie:

My opana shot for the morning

ladyinterior:

Magnificent Trees Around the World

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alakazam-alprazolam:

Oh hot damn, the pharmacy refilled my Xanax 5 days early.
Sixty 2mg’s.

twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

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vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET

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